The best advice:

glavinder:

When presented with the challenge of slutting up/genderfucking, the answer is always Marlene Dietrich drag.

I mean that as a great compliment to her. I mean, lookitthat! Such style; such grace.

Fate is a stupid concept, and I’m sure everyone is sick of my text posts, so here’s a picture of me as a bearded lady

Done with United States of Tara Spam. Today’s to Do:

• Read 30 Pages of Psych
• Do at least 2 pre-calc assignments
• Set up movie poll for GSA facebook page
• Create event for going to UWM’s Drag Show
• Have a mini-lady-date with Ryen
• Check to see if Dorm shit worked for college
• Jog while watching “The Ginger Doth Proclaimeth” because I’m a 1690’s kid.
• listen to Luck Be a Lady and The Vagabond a billion times because you have to have them memorized by next week Friday… Jesus why did I want to do solo and ensemble this year?

I’m going as a bearded lady for tomorrow’s spirit day (Carnival). A bit apprehensive, but I couldn’t find a fuck to give.

I’ve come to the conclusion that Rupaul’s Drag Race, is the gayer version of Project Runway.